maroon5

the gayest/crappiest band that it got rejected from queer eye for being too gay also damo angi loves them so he sucks balls

"holy shit that song sucks
"yeh dat was maroon5
"they nearly suck as bad as your grandnanny.

by george tony October 30, 2004

cro-magnon

A person who has no eyebrows, a huge forehead and is very unpopular. Claims to have alot of friends but only has their family as friends. A person who is very annoying and you have to slap them on the forehead constantly.

Midgets, cro-magnon

by MUSGROVE September 30, 2009

Magorney

The shortened version of Meth Magorney. This is an individual that is in the highest stage of crystal methamphetamine addiction. This is classified by the person being a wild and erratic sloppy walker, the appearance of their face having been caught fire and extinguished by a pick ax, fried hair, black shards for teeth, and the propensity to crawl around on the floor looking for rocks they may have dropped for hours at a time. They are most commonly incapable of sentences spanning more than two or three words.

yeah, he's been doing the sloppy walk ever since he became a magorney.

by northvernonguy24 April 4, 2011

Maroons

The pinnacle of being a absolute scumbag

Did you see that guy punch a kid
Yeah that’s Cameron Munster he plays for the maroons

by Lord beau June 5, 2019

Masoon

A sexy man who lives in Newport Beach, and is amazing at soccer, and everything else.

How is he so good at everything. Of course, his name is Masoon.

by Musicwithdiego September 30, 2019

Barbass Maroon

The name of an imaginary pirate

Avast, Barbass Maroon approaches!

by Stalyanx03 June 2, 2010

maroon

1. A default moron.

1. You can depend on Rob to act like a maroon when he gets on his soapbox.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003