Machine mode

When a male goes to a social gathering (such as a bar or club) and tries to chat up every female at said gathering.

A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.

Friend 1 @ a club: "Alright mate, where you been for the last hour?"

Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."

by Lumbu April 29, 2010

Swag Machine

One who is so full of swag, that they spontaneously create swag, for the use of less confident individuals.

I hope we don't nerd up this party.

Don't worry, I'll bring Grant, he's a swag machine.

by inkless April 18, 2011

cog in the machine

a minor person in a larger organization

If it were not for my technical knowledge I would be just another cog in the machine.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2010

internet hate machine

An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").

"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine!!1" -Fox 11

by Jimbobbowilly January 1, 2009

machiya

A person who has a big heart , the biggest heart you will ever meet. Has social and mental issues but always pulls through at the end of the day. She will always be there for you Even when she is feeling like crap. A machiya is one of a kind of person, a really strange sense of humor but it will grow on you, if you have a machiya, keeo her close to you at all times , love her , she needs it .

Examples of the word “machiya”. Boy 1- I just met this girl named machiya , she is really quiet but she seems nice

Boy 2- Omg I have a best friend named machiya, haha they seem quiet but there crazy, watch out !!!

by jac_15 April 17, 2019

Oozin' machismo

Acting excessively hyper-masculine, derived from the way that bull Elephants secrete a thick smelly liquid(or machismo) when they undergo "Musth" (or Elephant-anarchy) and berzerker-rage on anything that moves including other Elephants,Rhinos and Humans.
Meant to be used in a mocking context.

Person 1: Check out that guy with the Skoal wife-beater, puffin' his chest out and trying to look tough.
Person 2: Oozin' machismo.
Both People: WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

by Sidewaysusa February 21, 2009

Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009