maynard

Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.

"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"

by Adam De Ville October 16, 2007

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maynard james keenan

Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.

Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.

by herb311 October 16, 2004

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mayne

cool, hip, happenin', fresh

Alex: Yo man those new kicks are mayne, where'd you get them?
Logan: I ordered them special, they're limited edition

by Kylie and Jennifer October 15, 2012

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Maynard

A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.

"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"

by Jaisomething May 13, 2016

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Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

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