A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
by mella rouge May 12, 2008
A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
by muffiosa March 19, 2009
noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
muffin beaches are by default amazing
Marco is my muffin beach!
by mrs.einstein February 13, 2009
That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!
by ultradaddy October 10, 2013
A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.
by ritalinaddict September 24, 2009
by Jputh November 30, 2009
The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.
Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?
Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.
Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.
by PiPeS2011 August 24, 2009