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mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch!

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”
by 2ballbitch January 14, 2022
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Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.
"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."
by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010
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Those are my mother's books!

As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.
"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"
by cDubs October 16, 2016
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ur brother a mother

The most lethal and deadly insult. There is nothing that can be said to come back from this
Greg: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Greg: ur granny a tranny

Ryan: ur grandpap a trap
Greg: ur sister a mister
Ryan: ur brother a mother
*Greg instantly expolodes into a ball of fire as the galaxy explodes
by harryp03 May 11, 2018
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Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker
by Onion2097 August 26, 2022
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Mother Hen

a person who cares for the needs of others (especially in an overprotective or interfering way)
by majid_aryaee October 19, 2010
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mother in law

your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.
the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.
by mike read August 13, 2003
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