madison moss

Madison Moss is the most outgoing person you’ll meet in your life time but be careful she is mean!

“You know Madison Moss?”
“Oh yeahhh I love her but she’s mean sometimes it’s kinda funny”

by MalexisM03 May 14, 2018

a Jonny Moss

fingering a girs ass in the bk of a vehicle on the way 2 the prep school

i did a jonny moss last w/e on the way 2 the prep school

by Sean Houliihan January 18, 2008

peat moss

when an individual posts a duplicate news item. Especially at FST.

fuck! I did a peat moss.

by frizshizzle November 25, 2006

Randy Moss

The best receiver in the NFL who plays for the best team in the NFL the Oakland Raiders baby

Best receiver in the NFL

by Marco M. July 26, 2005

randy moss

A person who really doesn't give a royal fuck. See also loser. Known for giving up early, being a poor role-model. He will walk of the field becuase he doesn't want to play anymore, big cry-baby pussy, who when beats the Packers once, thinks he is far supirior to them. Been arrested many times for bein' on the pipe, also speaks fluent ebonics.

Viking's Fan: "Moss owns da pack."

Me: "And the Vikings no longer own him, fuck head, what are you going to do now?"

by Rice Hater August 25, 2005

Randy Moss

A wide receiver for the NFL Vikings team who moons you...if you insult him...he also leaves games early, attempts to use sexual gestures, dances like nuts and well...

Wow, did you see Randy Moss mooning after that touchdown!

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.

Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


*** RELATED LIMERICK ***

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.

by Rob Porter January 14, 2009