Swaggiest Moss

Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out

If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock

Swaggiest moss is literally so cool omg

by ThePhantomOpera June 14, 2022

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 16, 2025

Sylvia Moss

Herpes infested bitch that has children that look like they had third degree burns. Also likes chodes and coons.

I forced Sylvia Moss to eat my mastadon cock while Jair Taylor watched.

by Umitaylor08 March 03, 2019

Moss

Someone named after a plant and has a forehead bigger than a runway

"That guy Moss has a massive forehead what the hell...?"

by Broski B) March 01, 2022

Moss

Moss is the one guy in the friend group who's always a acting big and scary but is actually the most gay person in the world. You can usually find them in their natural state at a hot topic or bullying anyone of British heritage.

Moss is shopping at the mall for a new choker.

by Thatgingerbich May 26, 2022

Moss

A handsome young man who can light up anyone’s day with his jokes. He’s so lovely, caring , kind, easy going, smart and easy to talk to. He’s absolutely the coolest. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves. He’s a good listener and gives the best advice. He knows how to treat a girl right. He’s every girl’s dream guy. Words can’t define how amazing he is.

Girl1: I love Moss so much. He’s such a sweetheart.

Girl2: I know that you have a crush on Moss.

by Doraemon135 November 21, 2021