Morbif

When you accidentally drop a marshmallow in the campfire

Agh morbif!

by Flaurbeaux July 12, 2020

Morbalogy

Noun:

The religious belief that Morbius is the only way to have true happiness and joy. This generally involves watching Morbius on a daily basis to improve physical and mental strength. Being a Morbalogist generally comes with immense popularity and newfound power, without any negative side effects.

“My popular friend Joe? Yeah, he’s a Morbalogist. That’s why he’s so popular.”

“I believe in Morbalogy.”

by smobowser May 13, 2022

Morbiously

(Referring to the movie Morbious) That something is morbid or unhealthy

My doctor said I am morbiously obese, I love this because I am a big Morbious fan.

by MIMIMINECRAFT1 May 25, 2022

Morbiphobia

A fear of objectively good, high quality, films, television or media.

"Did your friend see the Joker movie?"
"Yeah, he hated it"
"Woah, your friend has morbiphobia!"

by Race Realist May 25, 2022

Morbillion

The quantity of money the movie Morbius (2022) grossed. There is no larger quantity of money.

Epic Gamer 1: Dude, how much money did you make?
Epic Gamer 2: 2 Morbillion!
Epic gamer 1: Dumbass, you can't make more than one Morbillion dollars.

by Cracaijsjosijdoiasdjoiasjdoias May 28, 2022

Morbing

the act of absolutely covering someone in hot semen

"I'm morbing! I'm beginning to Morb!"

by MR/MOrb May 28, 2022

Morbology

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022