braindead monk

someone beyond braindead, to the point of acting like a monkey

"That kid is a braindead monk"
"Yeah he is so dumb."

by boterton December 31, 2017

monke swim

when the monke is swimming

Non celebrity as a joke:I hate monkey swim
Cool guy: its monke swim, and you cringey
Frick dude/me: Bruh ban Non_celebrity_as_a_joke1938

by Frick dude! February 23, 2022

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

monk status

Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.

Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.

David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.

Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.

David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.

by T.Kazz January 13, 2019

The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

Monks Chain

A Chain of (gay) men linked by Penis and rectom forming a complete circle.

The Gay orgie formed a perfect monks Chain

by Jack H Jarvis October 29, 2008

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008