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Merle Haggard

The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
by chris t paine May 30, 2008
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merkled

to impose efficient, teutonic, christian conservative political policies through a bicameral, federal legislature.
yo, he angela merkled it!
by pimasecede May 26, 2011
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Merked

When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.

A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously

Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.

Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.

Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
by jEmess March 1, 2010
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merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word
1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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merble

adjective - state of utter disarray or incoherence
I fucked her merbley eye'd.
by Reegan B. Schatler April 19, 2005
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merked

As well as being owned or beaten up, merked has been used as a word that replaces 'take' or 'borrow' or 'steal'
That book just got merked

I'm gonna merk that helmet
by JessB April 12, 2006
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The Markle Claw

A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.

A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
Wow! Did you see that?! Rachel just pulled The Markle Claw on Danny. He's in trouble now!
by Ada Shuffle August 16, 2022
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