The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
by chris t paine May 30, 2008
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yo, he angela merkled it!
by pimasecede May 26, 2011
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When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.
A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously
Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.
Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.
Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.
Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.
Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
by jEmess March 1, 2010
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2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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by Reegan B. Schatler April 19, 2005
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by JessB April 12, 2006
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A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
by Ada Shuffle August 16, 2022
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