mallard

A retarded person, or someone who is being a complete idiot.

Quit being a mallard!

by Fishbone2k2 October 21, 2006

mallard

1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.

1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."

by anonnie mouse August 26, 2005

melagalitamontarousous

is another name for marian wonderfulspastic

hello melagalitamontarousous
stop being a melagalitamontarousous

by Marian January 22, 2005

mallard

Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.

My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

mallard

An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.

Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint

by mallard boy April 18, 2006

mellama

mellow as a llama

relaxed

groovy

how are you doin?

mellama...

by biggins October 11, 2007

Mellashalés

A word invented from other words--including melons--as a semi-euphemism for breasts.

Also a cutesy, pseudo-french name for boobs.

See also: Hattershalés

"Look how big and round her mellashalés are!"

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011