Medical Assistant

The doctors personal assistant.

M.A. for short

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS

by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023

Medicational

Medicational - To do something for medical purposes

“I smoke for medicational purposes”

by Tinktink68729 March 5, 2022

Galen Medical Group

was founded in October 1992 as a physician-led, multi-specialty medical group providing outstanding health care in the greater Chattanooga area. Our mission is to elevate the health of our community through multiple medical specialties providing excellent care delivered with wisdom, compassion, and integrity with a commitment to technology, education, and scientific inquiry.

Today, Galen Medical Group is on the cutting edge of the health care industry, with a strong focus on service excellence to our patients and other clients.

by Wendysfg May 9, 2023

Adin Hodzic -medic

Adin is a 15 year old kid who lives in Denmark who loves to play valorant and watch anime. He gets no bitches and loves to be sussy. He is bosnien and he has a Danish friend named Sylvester.

Adin Hodzic -medic

by Iknowwhereyoulive193 January 26, 2022

Arctic Sun medical device

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.

The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

medical kidnapping

Holding someone in a mental institution

They putting you in Therapy is not medical kidnapping

by 459395 April 4, 2023

over-the-counter medication

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

by QuacksO November 3, 2023