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twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
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Bootleg Macho Man

A guy who acts tough but when it comes down to it hes fake like streetside vendors.
Mathias: I hear that guy is the toughest guy around in town now.
Tarzan: Naw he isnt anything but a bootleg macho man
by amarr343 February 4, 2010
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david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.
Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.
by PGI November 23, 2013
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mira macho

Mira macho is an expresion used when you are angry or pissed off
by SiMacho November 15, 2016
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Post Mahoned

Aight, keep me post mahoned bro
by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018
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Big Macho

A name that is used by pussies to try and act tough but in reality their 5’4 and they stand on their money and he’s still 5’4
“Yo you see that pussy walking around callin himself big macho” “ Ye what a little hoe ass bitch” “fr fuck him and his life bing bong 👩🏻 🦲🖕🏻“
by doffy_law November 29, 2021
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omg what a play by mahomes

the NFL anouncer sucking patrick mahomes off with that gluck gluck 9000
there goes the announcer giving him the mahomes treatment. "omg what a play by mahomes(insert any name here)"
by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023
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