Mashiho

a smol talented baby that deserves to debut !

Mashiho Takata we believe in you !

Mashiho is debuting !

by mashimashixo January 21, 2019

Titty Master

Mastering Titties. Grabbing them, owning them. Simply being the master of titties. There is one known titty master. Known as Dean Ambrose.

I will master your titties when we leave here. Or in the bathroom. Because I am the titty master!

by Iwillkillsethrollins June 5, 2014

Master Foo

Master Foo is the beloved master of Unix. He defines the essence of unix-style programming, emphasizing efficient code writing, anti-script kiddie sentiment, the presence of command line utilities in unix enviornments, and the natural flow of programming in C or Unix. His legendary teachings can be found in "The Unix Koans of Master Foo".

Master Foo can only be found by those who seek to learn the true Unix nature.

He has been rumored to regularly challenge Bill Gates to deadly programming duels, although Mr. Gates has yet to accept

Thus spake Master Foo to the student:

``When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.''

The student was enlightened.

by Disciples of Master Foo May 30, 2006

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Master Panda

The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.

Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise

by MaXYx March 23, 2023

Mask Nazi

An angry and judgemental individual who, not content with spending their waking hours covering half their face with dirty bit of cloth, insist that others do likewise. The sight of seeing the full human face as nature intended is apt to send the Mask Nazi into an incandescent rage, eliciting a verbal tirade of such epithets as 'covidiot' or 'anti-vaxxer'. The fact that the non-Mask Nazi may be exempt, or chooses not to wear a mask for other reasons, does not cross the Mask Nazi's tiny mind, nor does the fact that there is still no firm evidence for the effectiveness of masks in preventing covid spread.

Sue: I was in the supermarket without a mask and some angry hate-filled Mask Nazi screamed at me that I was killing the elderly.
Bob: Gosh... aren't Mask Nazis the worst?

by This is my name on this site May 2, 2021

Area 51 Massacre

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099

Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"

by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019