numbing anal lube

it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver

what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?

Fuck you faggot.

"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off

by lil dick boe jiden May 15, 2021

Lube

Masturbatory device

I put some lube on my dick befor i wacked it!

by beah um feah December 15, 2002

lubed

To be hit with lubrication from a male that is in the act of masturbation. Usually lotion, sometimes spit.

"AWW MAN I GOT LUBED!"

by Brad5o5 February 1, 2009

lube

To make a strong recommendation

Henry lubed Kenny up real good for the job at American Eagle.

by ironchefwins March 22, 2009

Lube tube

Lube tube is the female version of a douchebag. Usually identifiable by the wearing of uggs and a northface. If wearing sweatpants too, then definitely a lube tube.

While walking around the mall I saw a whole pack of Lube Tube's.

by lthater December 2, 2009

Lubert

Lubert is the hottest male specimen one could hope to encounter. He is harsh, but in the Tsudere way, when he scolds you, or perhaps calls you a fucking idiot, hes actually just showing he cares, so dont be aversed. Luberts do tend to be narcistic, but in the ironick way, so dont take him too seriously when they calll themselves the perfect being. They also tend to make the best lovers, as their compassionate side really shines.

Do you like anyone in your Spanish class?
YEs LuBert

by Not Lubert November 12, 2020

lube job

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

by dbookerman March 31, 2011