Loving Girlfriend

Heaven on earth

Guy 1: I have a loving girlfriend

Guy 2: that’s nice mine can’t stop cheating

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

Lolington

A tall man with a Lincoln hat that assaults children

Did u head about the child abuser in town?

Yes, he's a lolington

by Xtreme_Xero November 20, 2022

Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008

Really Loling

"LOL" is usually used as a filler in a conversation, something said when other words are unknown. You don't usually actually laugh out loud when you say it... which is why it's even more amusing when people, out loud, SAY "LOL".

"really loling here..." means "I'm actually laughing out loud" so people know that whatever they said was genuinely funny.

John - "Dude, look at the picture of Crystal from the New Years party!"

Ricky - "OMG, I'm really loling, here!"

by Xria January 5, 2010

The Loving Brian

The act of uppercutting your partner in the taint while they are gargling your semen.

I gave my old lady the loving brian last night, then made her clean up the mess it made.

by ?r??s October 4, 2011

No Losing

A verbal testament to a mindset of winning in every aspect of life. #NoLosing

My New Year's resolution is No Losing!

I'm deciding today to be a winner, which means there will be No Losing!

I'm not losing anymore!

I came to win! #NoLosing!

by NoLosing.com December 18, 2012

pizza loving

The feeling to have to marry a pizza and have pizza kids

I suffer from pizza loving

by Mom fucker 101 January 25, 2017