lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap
Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps
by Inteller4tdy March 03, 2022
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lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 05, 2010
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Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 06, 2011
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Lap Cunt

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.
You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.
by Daskoon August 28, 2022
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Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...
Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...
by Lapgravy101 January 15, 2021
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lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?
by SollyCon February 05, 2014
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naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked
Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.
by ChunkyBenis October 06, 2022
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