by Lilhoe;) April 20, 2020
Get the Dirty Lanie mug.When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
Get the Dutch Landing mug."I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017
Get the Snail's Landing mug.Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
Get the three-point landing mug.I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.
by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022
Get the Cadbury’s Landing Strip mug.by Dentar August 6, 2006
Get the Landis mug.Slang term for alcohol mixed with a high-caffeine (at least 150 mg) energy drink. Cocaine is optional.
1. Hey man, wanna down some lanaias?
2. DUDE I AM SO FUCKING DRUNK AND HYPER AND FOCUSED RIGHT NOW I NEED MOAR LANAIAS
2. DUDE I AM SO FUCKING DRUNK AND HYPER AND FOCUSED RIGHT NOW I NEED MOAR LANAIAS
by Beebleeblebrox June 27, 2009
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