Langden

A total fucknugget, an actually austic taustic bitch

go die in a hole, langden

by migroy November 24, 2019

Baltimore Landslide

The act of explosively shitting your pants while performing a classic Baltimore lean.

If you look to your right you'll notice the fabled tumble weave. On your left we have a gravity defying heroin addict... Whoa what's this?! Ladies and gentlemen we have a rare treat today. You're currently witnessing a Baltimore landslide!

by Yanni Venough May 2, 2014

basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.

Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

Lana Lang

A character from Smallville. Is Clark Kent's Crush <3

Lana Lang was awesome in that episode

by L.T. Smasherz May 27, 2009

lags

Slow as shit

Sprint 3G lags! Its nice they sell 4G phones but are limited to 4G service.

by munjerthegreatst September 25, 2010

Landshark

a shark that's on land.

<;)
this is a Landshark.

by jenna_marbles February 2, 2013

Eugene Lang

the division of the New School University that extolls the virtues of procrastination and whining; classes include Feminist Geography and the Gentrification of Zimbabwe

see "Langer"

1) Did you do your homework?
2) No, I go to Eugene Lang.

by Chaseface April 23, 2005