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Infinite Resistor Ladder

Infinitely long ladder shaped circuit with resistors on every line.

Resistor each have a value of R
The R eq = R (1 + sqrt3)
Person 1: There's a type of brain that's easily disabled if you show it an interesting problem.
Person 1: This has led me to invent a new sport called nerd sniping.
Person 1 to Person 3 walking across the street: HEYYYYYYYYYY HOW DO YOU FIND THE R eq of a INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER
Person 3 *stops walking*: hmmm so you can start by saying -
Person 2: VROOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Person 3 dies.
by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025
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Ladder

When one takes forever to find something, and you start to make fun of them for it, but you end up regretting it months later and then they end up trying to kill you (Halloweens style OFC 🙄) and when they’re about to cut your head off, you take a cutting board and whack ‘em in the head with it, then they get back up and grab you by the legs, bringing you to the floor before stabbing you repeatedly-

That’s called a Ladder!
“Yo the other day I got killed with a knife halloween style because I dropped a cutting board before calling this dude out for taking forever 3 months ago!”
“You got laddered?”

“Yuuuuuup”
by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022
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Banter Ladder

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club
''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'
by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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