lumbass

See "shingledecker", alternatively a form of blind braindead fish found in the lakes of Northern Minnesota thought to be the result of genetic mutation from dioxin poisoning. Also, Parks Scholar

Ross is a shingledecking lumbass.

by Anonystooge July 2, 2007

lumberjaction

A contraction of the phrase "lumberjack action" used to denote one's particularly masculine qualities.

"Check out the lumberjaction on Jim's beard!"

by Big Mikey B May 1, 2008

Lumberjerker

One who jerks lumber...
AKA One who jacks wood...
For the slow ones: One who gives many handjobs...

Bob: It's awesome! She gave me more handjobs than I've gotten from all my other girlfriends combined!
Joe: Sounds like we have a real lumberjerker on our hands...

by Phreadericke Smith January 18, 2009

Lumberjacket

A plaid shirt or jacket, similar to those worn by lumberjacks. Preferably the classic red and black.

Nice lumberjacket you have there.

by richybmusic October 15, 2010

Lumberjack cute

A man who looks hot with a full beard, an axe, and flannel.

The lead singer from the kings of leon is sssooo lumberjack cute.

by Anarchychick October 24, 2010

Lumberage

The sticks and stems that remain after cleaning your stash of weed.

Hey, let's grind up the lumberage and sell it to you little bro.

by Jock Cousteau December 2, 2011

Lumber Nuts

hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.

Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."

by Bandana Raburn September 13, 2011