lolmaster general

One badass mofo.

yo dat lolmaster general 1 badass mofo

by That1kewlGuy July 15, 2010

Lollinger

A cheap fizzy wine or perry bought by poor or mean people instead of proper champagne. A pun on "LOL" and the brand of champagne Bollinger

Sharon treated herself to a bottle of Lambrini, it's her favourite drink, even though to the rest of us it's a Lollinger.

by VinceSheen November 21, 2011

Lolsterpiece

A piece of academic or artistic work that the author thinks is a masterpiece, but is in fact a complete disaster worthy only of mockery.

"Hey, did you hear Justin Bieber's new song?"
"Yeah. It's an absolute frickin' lolsterpiece".

by sTeamTraen August 22, 2014

Hollister

A place where you spend $60 on a pair or ripped jeans and a size 9 is actually a size 6. And the workers are usually so stupid and stuck up. It's a very dark store and smells like somebody dumped a bottle of perfume on everything.

Kyle- Hey babe. What happened to your jeans.

Taylor- Um. I just bought these at Hollister.

by ChillaxingPanda August 26, 2015

Hollister Hater

Someone who hates hollister because they're too fat to fit into the clothing, or too busy being a disgusting goth faggot to realize looking dead is retarded.

Fat Hot topic Faggot/Hollister Hater: Man, i secretly wish I wasn't obese and could wear things from and other normal stores that normal people shop at but I look too fat and dead

by BassNectar December 22, 2009

hollister

a dark, loud music playing store that has the same exact clothes as abercrombie excpet a small flying bird (i hear its a falcon) in the corner of the shirts instead of a moose. owned by the same company as abercrombie and fitch and used to have slighly less expensive prices but now the prices are the same, i actually got the same shirt cheaper at abercrombie.

i love the clothes in hollister but wanted to slap the bitch cashier.

by yo dad April 13, 2007

Hollister

(n): Ususally referred to in tragic cases, an asylum specifically treating materialistic, anorexic teens who have lost their idividuality.

Betty: Hey, Dad! Check out my new jeans!
Mr. Betty: Oh what a shame, they've ripped already..
Betty: No, I bought them this way.
Mr. Betty: What store would sell you those?
Betty: UHHHHH... Hollisterrrr, DUHH!
Mr. Betty: BETTY YOU STUPID GIRL, DO I LOOK LIKE BILL GATES?! WE'LL HAVE TO DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

by HotHumidity April 4, 2009