On My Land

A new saying that only boys can use to put stuff on.It’s used instead of saying on God and stuff like that.

Sam:Bruh i just smashed this baddie
Mally:Yea right merch it(put it on something)
Sam: On My Land I did

by Yoooo864 August 27, 2019

Coochie land

When a guy is with his girl or multiple women

Guy 1: Aye I’m about to head out into coochie land
Guy 2: With Stacy?
Guy 1: With Stacy and her homegirls 😏

by hayilx November 13, 2020

lands with a thud

When a person brought back to reality abruptly.

"And the first chick lands with a thud."
(Desperate Housewives; season 7, episode 15)

by DreamCatcher022 March 9, 2011

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

Yodie Land

Where you go when you obliterated than a hoe
Inhabitants include Fulcrum and Snoop Dogg

Finna get sent to Yodie Land.

by Antman81 November 29, 2022

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Land Beast

An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.

Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!

by TheChris21 November 7, 2010