LAB

Acronym for Lame Ass Bitch

A bro that makes an excuse to not spend quality brotime with you and your broskis.

Teddy Broosevelt: "We should totally have a kick-ass brobrunch later bros!"
Chad: "Sorry I can't, I'm really tired you bros."
Teddy Broosevelt: "God dammit Chad, you are such a fucking LAB!"

by beerpongchamp69 August 1, 2016

Dark Labs

Dark Labs is basically a cult run by a heinous drug laboratory out of Poland influencing American teens on Tik-Tok to take banned Nasal Decongestants to get them Cracked Out in an attempt to lift weights that are out of their skill level. Dark Labs is masquerading as supplement company by having all their reviews written in English instead of using their own native language.

I got some Dark Labs Crack pre workout, so now I can lift weights while I feel like a Hardcore Stim Junkie.

by genericnoname May 1, 2023

LABS

lice and crabs

“omg, she smells so bad! i bet she has LABS

by urmomsahoe_ January 9, 2020

Chum Lab

A FATTY SCUM-BAG THAT IS BAD AT ROBLOX

OMG this Chum Lab stole my Roblox server

Wow what a bum bag

More like cum scab

by MkatM December 10, 2018

Lab

A place where one practices their skill, or hobby.

“I was in the lab hooping with some of my homeboys.”

by forced to cook October 31, 2025

Lab Coke

Lab Coke could be code for 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). 4F-MPH is 3 to 5 times stronger at Dopamine receptors than Methylphenidate, and 2 times stronger at Norepinephrine receptors than Methylphenidate. Lab Coke could also be code for Ethylphenidate. Ethylphenidate is 1.1 times stronger than Methylphenidate at Dopamine receptors, and 0.5 times the strength of Methylphenidate at Norepinephrine receptors. Lab Coke could also be code for N,O-Dimethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (DMNPC). DMNPC is 2.5 times stronger than cocaine at Dopamine receptors, stronger than cocaine and comparable to Prozac antidepressant at Serotonin receptors, and a little stronger than cocaine at Norepinephrine receptors. Lab Coke could also refer to Methcathinone. Methcathinone is stronger than Khat (Cathinone + Cathine). Lab Coke is generally stronger and cheaper than cocaine. DMNPC goes great with Beers (Ethanol), Vodkas (Ethanol), Wines (Ethanol), and Everclear (Ethanol) to make N-Methyl-O-Ethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MENPC) from N-Methyl-O-Methyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MMNPC).

Steve: I snorted 10mg to 140mg+ of Lab Coke (DMNPC, MMNPC). That's good DMNPC

or MMNPC! I then drank Vodkas and Beers with the N-Methyl-O-Methyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MMNPC, Lab Coke) to get N-Methyl-O-Ethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MENPC, Lab Cocaethylene).

by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024

Hoohaan Lab

A chick who spreads VD to all the guys on the block.

Gina is known as the Hoohaan Lab. She spreads disease as much as she spreads her legs.

by 35boosters June 29, 2023