Dirty Krystal

When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole

Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here

by ZachYeet June 21, 2018

krusty jugglers

a phrase used to describe a nutsack that hasent seen a shower in awhile and have gotten to the point where they have become crusty (might be an STD)

P.S. the "k" is added for extra flare

hey look at that bum I bet hes got some Krusty jugglers.

by Dark Artifice February 26, 2008

Krusty Juggler

When a guy dips his nuts in candle wax, and has a girl juggle his nuts around until it crusts off.

Oh yeah baby, juggle those candle-waxed nuts. Yeah baby, they're getting crusty now.. KRUSTY JUGGLERRRRRRR

by Stack That Cash February 28, 2009

krusty booty

Krusty booty: (verb) the act of shoving something krusty up the booty with a rusty spork until it gets stuck and your friends shove another one right up ther and twist it and break it and the only way to relieve yourself is to take some ex-lax and let nature do its thing.

my friend krusty booty 5 times last night; it was a wild night.

by bobocruz July 28, 2011

Kristallightnacht

The point in time where a restaurant's standard selection of iced tea turns from normal iced tea to a variety that is fruit-flavored. Coined by Adam Carolla, bemoaning the trend in the Los Angeles-area restaurant community.

"That deli on Main Street just underwent Kristallightnacht. They stopped serving normal sweetened iced tea and now only have passion fruit-flavored variety"

by Big Bubba Beefcake September 19, 2012

Krusty Kreme

When a vagina has such a bad case of yeast infection it not only causes a smell but an unattractive white crust around the labia majora.

Justin was so DTF that Ebony's case of Krusty Kreme only slowed him down for a moment.

by dil3mma December 8, 2014

kristalee

A cute girl that likes to read.

Look at the bookstore. I'm sure she is a Kristalee

by Kristy dude June 11, 2018