shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.

I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.

by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019

Trench Knife

A female that someone dates or marries. That turns into a complete whore. Then tries to gut the individual financially. Comparable to the trench knives used in world war one. Either by marriage or child support for no reason.

Did you hear about Jake the poor guy, got caught up with a trench knife he had to sell his house and boat.

by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019

chars.knifes

Best fp ever! Very kind and cares for others! Has 1 fp and loves to comment and interact on other fp’s vids and is creative!

chars.knifes is very creative

by .chars.knifesfp March 13, 2022

Icing on a knife

1) A person who is batshit crazy
2) someone who is so high they become a bat

You should have seen her at the party she was icing on a knife.

by Deadxroses June 2, 2018

kirby with a knife

Kirby with a knife is Kirby with a fucking knife

“Yo I’m scared...”
“Why?”
“Because Kirby with a Knife is gonna fucking kill me 😰”
“Ooo shit”

by Alexthepianoboi November 20, 2019

Mr. Word Knower

A total fucking genius with words.

Mr. Word Knower has brought new vocabulary to millions.

by Mr. Word Knower July 22, 2011

Knife Licker

1) One who licks their knife in public.
2) One who licks the knives of others in public.
3) One who licks the buffet knife!

1) Dude, can't believe you just did that. This is a nice place, you f**king knife licker!!
2) Seriously, f*ckhead, did you just lick my Swiss army knife?! Knife licking b*stard!
3) That w*nker just licked the cake knife!! I'm going to use that knife to stab that f*cking knife licker in his sleep!

by Timeofwoof December 1, 2011