cliche kitty

A cute little kitten running through a field of dandelions. Is sometimes seen being chased by a pair of Domo-kuns.
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten.
by Haikala Hae June 04, 2004
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meatloaf kitty

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.
When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".
by Steph796 January 20, 2009
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Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.
For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.
by Preacher-Man November 08, 2013
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Kitty Jung

A petite asian porn star. Though flat chested and innocent looking she can "handle" any "thing" that "comes" her way.
(wink wink). Born in Cali, her nick name was given to her by an experienced adult star that thought it suited her cute/innocent appearance.
Dude, I'd give my left arm to do a movie with Kitty Jung!
by WhiteNhorny December 22, 2009
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Kitty Kithes!!!

Lisped variation of the phrase "Kitty Kisses", or to kiss a kitten.

Originally, a gag where the aggressor puts his finger into the mouth of a feline and then into the mouth of his unsuspecting victim, yelling out in a fruity fashion, "KITTY KITHES!!!". Often accompanied by an open fingered, vigorous clap to show unbridled excitement over the smiting of ones enemies in such a ridiculous fashion.

More recently the term has been used to show any kind of excitement (sexual or otherwise) to a gathered group of friends.

Also used to make strangers uncomfortable in public. Occasionally used in the same manner "Cheese!" is used in posing for a photograph.

Other known variations include pug kithes and kennel kithes. Both variations use the same fruity tone and fruity hand clapping.

Generally, the fruitier and louder the Kitty Kith, the better. This will result in greater volumes of laughter from your friends.

See also: Sebo, Seabass, Seebs.
Photographer: Alright, everyone say 'Cheese!'.

Group: 'KITTY KITHES!!!'

Photographer: (under his breath) What a bunch of homos...

Group: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!
by SteamyClamDaddy August 03, 2008
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Kitty Girl

Really just nice person who loves people and is just the nicest person you will ever meet trust me I’ve been married to a kitty girl for 7 years best 7 years of my life
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Cardboard Kitty

A prank which involves cutting out a kitty shape from a piece of cardboard, (often a pizza box) gluing on tinfoil "eyes" and propping it up in the middle of a street at night. The "Kitty" will appear real to anyone driving towards it, and will inevitably cause an entertaining reaction. The prankster hides out nearby, waiting to see their victim's reaction. Although potentially hilarious, this prank is also extremely dangerous.
I got cardboard kitty-ed driving home last night! I nearly drove into a ditch. Stupid kids!
by lyjoek February 28, 2011
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