the kindest person on earth

Y O U

you: *looking this up* the kindest person on earth ?
Me: You :)

by OfmyCompliments November 3, 2020

da kine

High quality marijuana. A secondary meaning of the term and one that is waning in popularity. Will probably soon be obsolete.

That weed Scott had was da kine. We were fucked up for the rest of the day on that shit.

by TroyF July 10, 2005

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

kinder care

The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.

Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.

by Allisaur January 3, 2008

kinderhoe

A Kinderhoe, is someone who is not yet a Whore but someone on their way to becomeing a whore or a slut.

"kinderhoe "

by Lil Miss Sassy April 28, 2009

kinderæg

Its a danish word for a chocolate egg that is brown on the outside and there is white chocolate on the inside. Its used when a person acts funny, stupid or blond.

A blond chick is often "stupid" but a brunette can also be "blond" when she is a kinderæg.

Orrh, you are such a kinderæg!!

by absobloodylutely amazing October 6, 2009

kindergarten whore

A person who kisses one person and then kisses another person the next day

Person 1: Did you see her kiss Don yesterday?

Person 2: Yea, and now she is kissing Dean

Person 1: She is such a kindergarten whore

by Skylyn Mc November 26, 2014