Kelly Clarkson

1. American Idol Winner

2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.

3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.

1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.

2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.

3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!

by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012

Kelly

Virgin angel. Trust me you will not be getting any....

"Kelly, why is she so pure!"
"He did this"

by gheudf2324 May 31, 2011

KELLY

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, NICE, HONEST, CAREING, SWEET, GIRL YOU COULD EVER MEET. AND GLAD SHES MINE.

NICO'S GURL IS SUCHA KELLY 5.20.11<3

by 5.20.11 July 4, 2011

Kelly

Most wonderful person to chat with.
Check Kerstin for other meanings...

Kelly said: I drove my car against a wall, and I was like roflomfg

by Big89 December 25, 2007

Kellyman

A person with a strange fetish for cats.

Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.

Mark: He totally had cat porn on his computer!
Dave: He's well a kellyman. Freak.

by anon;) January 28, 2010

kelly rae

huge tits, puck

"did you see Kelly raes boobs?"
"ya they're tits are the size of my head." "puck is lyfe for kell."

by kelly rae November 21, 2014

Kelly campbell-end

This term is commonly used for someone like a bit of dick and should really just buy a weekly.

" I can't believe you just dabbed on the bus driver, your such a Kelly Campbell-end!"

by -sg July 28, 2016