Kentucky Slimer

1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.

"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."

"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."

by MackeralWave July 18, 2016

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Kentucky Neck Brace

When you are fucking your cousin so hard that she has to get a neck brace.

Hey Billy how's Sally?
Oh she's in the hospital after I gave her the old Kentucky Neck Brace last night

by LongTanAndHandsome June 8, 2016

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kentucky tug-of-war

Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.

We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.

by Christrillion June 8, 2016

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kentucky vacuum cleaner

1. The act of sucking a dick until it's purple while the male is eating KFC.

2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.

3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.

Bro, my friend John and I did the Kentucky Vacuum Cleaner last night. It was awesome.

by B n'J December 28, 2016

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