A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
by RandomUser June 5, 2019

by ThiccdaddythiccdaddyTHIC February 23, 2021

by Kylecoolhotdude February 28, 2020

Kyle is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sexy, and hot. He will never give up on you. He will keep trying until he has your heart. Kyle is the type of person to stay with you no matter what. He is a loveable person. Will always be the friend/boyfriend/girlfriend you would ever want to be with
by NAAAAAAAAAAAT June 28, 2022

Kyle is usually a teenage boy who skates and is a horny fuckboy. Kyles like to drink way more Monsters than he should. Kyle usually has a friend group of assholes to anyone unlucky enough to interact with them.
by ACAB, baby! September 7, 2020

by Nonsemore June 11, 2019
