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a joefartolozzi is a person that has been in the hills fucking dudes while taking a shit
have you seen Jeremy he was joefartolozzing
by alionzaa July 1, 2024
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Josefina

Caucasian colonizer with billionaire parents who culturally appropriated being Hispanic. All are Southern European Muslims.

Named after Josefina, the "Hispanic" American Girl. Josefina comes from a millionaire family that owns land, businesses and even a Native American girl as a slave! They culturally appropriate the label Hispanic; they are a socially awkward Southern European colonizer family that has nothing American or Hispanic about them (other than they bizarrely use American ingredients like chili peppers in this food and have a first-generation Hispanic Native American girl as a slave, who was stolen from her family).

Other examples?

Shakira, whose father is a Lebanese -American billionaire from New York City and her mother is a Spanish aristocrat. Famous for her song Hips Don't Lie, where she and other Caucaisn females appear barefoot in a somewhat dirty setting and get called:

"Ey, he so sexy, he my fantasy, a refugee from a third world country" by a Haitian.
Salma Hayek is from a billionaire Arab family from Mexico; stars as Esmeralda in Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Male Josefina? Even worse, less prominent because no one likes Caucasian males racialism outside of India.
Having sex with a Josefina is more about accurately representing Caucasians and their culture in a way that is somewhat toned down enough for mainstream media.

"MY GOD SHE LOOKED SO HELPLESS

BUT JER BODY SCREAMING HELL YES

LORD HELP ME SAY NO TO THIS

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS
BUT JER MOUTH ID ON MINE

NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW"
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Nico, you made a Josef Ult again!
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Joyfriend

A word you call your friends that make you feel joy, or whom you have a queer platonic relationship with.
Who’s that next to you?
That’s my Joyfriend Nate!
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freak monarch jester angel who is also my wife and the loml and my twinflame and my soul's soul and citizen of my ribcage.
hi jf(joyfriend) do u wanna hold my tit? *kiss*
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Joyful Plum

Joyful Plum is a ai parody of Annoying Orange who doesn't like laughter
Joyful Plum: I am Joyful Plum. Anddd, who the fuck are you?
Happy Lime: Why, I am Happy Lime
Joyful Plum: *Yells Happy Lime*
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Jozefiak's Razor

The easiest explanation is usually the correct one, not to be confused with simplicity in Occam's razor.
I accepted that solution by principle of Jozefiak's razor.
by Debsoc December 19, 2025
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