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by Johales December 9, 2022
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guy 1:You hear about what happen to Johan?
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.
by sploogecumgod August 3, 2023
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- Do you know what happened to Michael ?
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !
by Yuxraal May 27, 2023
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by Der Gerät October 5, 2023
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