The Josh

N.) A sentient entity that has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. The Josh is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its amazing beauty, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes. It is also widely reknowned for its dinosaur sized extricles, reports vary on how many exisit, ranging from 4 to 3,745. In 2005, The Josh had an excruciating battle with Chuck Norris, which resulted in thousands of deaths. Although defeated the Josh swears revenge. This battle was later known as "Hurricane Katrina." The Josh is sometimes referred by other names such as Death and Cthulhu.

Also likes puppies.

Oh My God! It's the Josh! Run!

by An Ancient Sage June 26, 2009

josh stokes

josh stokes is not a mear boy but a freak. nothing on earth can give definition to what he does or how he does it. perhapes we should sit back in a child like glee and observe his meaningless frolacking.

josh has befor now: drunk a bottle of wisky to him self, broke bottles amongst other items over his head and he has a hobby of jumping out of moving cars trailes etc.

by dont really know March 31, 2005

Josh and Megan

Josh and Megan are perfect for each other. They are in love with each. Ever since Megan met Josh, She has been in love with him. When she found out he liked her too, She was so happy. Josh is the cutest, sweetest, hottest, funniest guy she has ever met. No other guys can even come close to comparing to him. They have the funniest time together and they are always making each other smile and laugh. They dont like being apart from each other so they try to talk to each other whenever they can.

Josh Megan Love Forever Josh and Megan

by pmeganchick October 26, 2012

Josh

Josh is a natural ladies man. He listens well and laughs deeply. At ease with himself; he inspires ease in others. Witty yet sarcastic. Likeable.

I dated a frank but settled with a Josh.

I hated men until I met Josh.

I couldn't figure it out so I asked Josh.

by 3jvj February 4, 2010

Josh

- an extremely awesome and epic guy who always knows the right thing to say and do in any situation. He is fully dedicated to whoever he loves (like there is no tomorrow) and will do anything for them. He is not afraid of anything and can make anyone laugh when they need it most. He's sweet, intelligent, and sexy even though he doesnt think so. He fights for what he believes in, and will never back down if he feels that the one he cares for is in danger. I love you!

That Josh isn't afraid of anything.

Who's your cute boyfriend? That would be Josh.

by SamichLover April 3, 2013

Josh's dick

Incredibly itchy and inflamed.

Oh man I have Josh's dick

by Chiefy November 30, 2016

Drake and Josh

Well, I never thought that it'd be so simple, but
I found a way, I found a way
And I always thought that it'd be too crazy, but
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Verse 2
Now that I know that anything's possible
I found a way, I found a way
No one can break what's so unbreakable
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Bridge
No one cares
What you give
You know you gotta live like you wanna live
When it's time
To be free
You know you gotta be what you wanna be

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around, ooh

"Drake and Josh suck me dick"

by truegrit__ May 7, 2020