Jordan

A loving, caring guy that has a adorable face you could tell anything to. He loves long walks on the beach and loves the feel of sand beneath his feet. He has multiple hoodies you can wear if you are feeling chilly. Just the perfect guy.

Don't you just love Jordan?

by CasioCassie March 15, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the most kind girl you’ll ever meet, she’s really shy at first but always comes around after a while, even though she’s sweet if you make her mad she won’t hesitate to pounce, Jordan is never a gossip girl but more or less a quiet artist, she also likes to singing her free time, she loves animals, but hates boys, Jordan all I’m all is someone you’d probably want to be best friends with.

Jordan loves art and music

by Foxtreats January 12, 2019

Jordan

A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.

“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart”
“What? I thought he’d love you forever”

by Idek.idk July 25, 2019

Jordan

If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.

The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)

1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*

2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*

3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-

4.

A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.

5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.

by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020

Jordan

big gay

Hey bro you're pretty Jordan

by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019

Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019

Jordan

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.

Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack

by Farlayy July 19, 2019