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Jonathan

Me-are you high
Jonathan-am I what

Me-high
Jonathan-hello
by Bagelore September 1, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small it’s sad
Oh look at Jonathan he small
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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Jonathan

He is the guy that seems like you can beat up (Lucky for you Can!)His hands are soft and he is flirts back when you do and his voice when he does is so Charming it’s sure to give you chills
Someone 1 :I’m dating Jonathan
Someone 2: Really!Why?
Someone 1 :He’s so flirty that’s why!
by MemeyKid March 22, 2020
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Jonathan

A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.
Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.

All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020
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Jonathan

Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.
Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
by Maria&Mateo November 22, 2018
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits
Omg Jonathan is so gay
by Not president April 24, 2020
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