Jon-Some

An orgy with anyone named Jon

Jon: Do you want to have a jon-some?
Person: Hell yeah, lets get it

by mistakwabs May 2, 2021

Jon Lowe

the literal definition of a piss taker. a coward.

alex said "don't bloody jon lowe me cuzzie"

by donaldchump August 1, 2019

Jon Groller

Jon Groller is the coolest guy I've ever met. He likes teaching science and is also boring sometimes but he's so epically super dupery chicken tenderly cool! He also likes Tobias Shepherd.

Toby: Hi Jon Groller! you're cool!
Jon Groller: See me after class for a surprise. 😙

by PineappleMan43 May 10, 2023

jon c

a person with no penis

holy crap by the looks he must be a jon c

by aurabr3akin' October 24, 2016

Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006

brande and jon

Perfect

Brande and Jon are perfect!

by Crazylove111 June 20, 2017

Jon Benign

That most awesomest and rad musician in the history of music.

"Have you heard of the Beatles?"
"Duh..."
"Well, they are pretty great...but FUCK it, LISTEN TO JON BENIGN!!"

by Hysterika July 1, 2008