Jon the Goatfucker

Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.

Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"

Me: "Of course they don't"

Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"

Me: "Surprise, surprise..."

Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."

Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"

Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"

by Anuspounder September 23, 2009

Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006

Jon Benign

That most awesomest and rad musician in the history of music.

"Have you heard of the Beatles?"
"Duh..."
"Well, they are pretty great...but FUCK it, LISTEN TO JON BENIGN!!"

by Hysterika July 1, 2008

jon c

a person with no penis

holy crap by the looks he must be a jon c

by aurabr3akin' October 24, 2016

Jon Lowe

the literal definition of a piss taker. a coward.

alex said "don't bloody jon lowe me cuzzie"

by donaldchump August 1, 2019

brande and jon

Perfect

Brande and Jon are perfect!

by Crazylove111 June 20, 2017

Jon Groller

Jon Groller is the coolest guy I've ever met. He likes teaching science and is also boring sometimes but he's so epically super dupery chicken tenderly cool! He also likes Tobias Shepherd.

Toby: Hi Jon Groller! you're cool!
Jon Groller: See me after class for a surprise. 😙

by PineappleMan43 May 10, 2023