Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.
Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"
Me: "Of course they don't"
Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"
Me: "Surprise, surprise..."
Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."
Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"
Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"
Me: "Of course they don't"
Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"
Me: "Surprise, surprise..."
Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."
Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"
Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"
by Anuspounder September 23, 2009
Get the Jon the Goatfuckermug. by mistakwabs May 2, 2021
Get the Jon-Somemug. by donaldchump August 1, 2019
Get the Jon Lowemug. a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
Get the jon mattesonmug. Jon Groller is the coolest guy I've ever met. He likes teaching science and is also boring sometimes but he's so epically super dupery chicken tenderly cool! He also likes Tobias Shepherd.
by PineappleMan43 May 10, 2023
Get the Jon Grollermug. by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006
Get the Johnny Jonsmug. 