jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005

Joey

An intelligent, incredible sexy, and wonderful human being.
Joey has the habit of breaking everything down and making things
complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Joey has a great
sense of humor and can always make you laugh. Hours feel like seconds when
you're talking to Joey.Joey is also a stud muffin, being far from Joey can
be extremely difficult. Joey is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Joey will make you smile like a fool.

Joey is the best thing that has happened to me.

by katester3000 March 3, 2010

Joey!

the best bf in the whole fucking world that makes you orgasm every time you look at him! omg hes soooo hot! Hes the best person in the world and his gf loves him more than anyone in the whole world and always will<3

girl1;"shes going out with Joey!..lucky bitch."
girl2; "He has a nice ass and a big big yum!"

by joeylover May 2, 2012

joby jabber

one who enjoys cramming his pink love tool in his best mates arse hole for sexual pleasure. please note- usually deployed when talking about those lovely gay men in light loafers. a horrible/street term for a gay man.

"dont bend over in the shower that cunts a joby jabber!"

by donny of the marnock December 14, 2008

Joey

A kind and loving friend. She will never leave your side and will always care about you. She is the most chillest person on earth and wants to help people feel wanted. If you have someone in your life like her, cherish it...trust me. Love her back and tell her everything is going to be fine because people need that. Never take anyone for granted and Joey will teach you this. She will make you feel loved and make you feel like a better person over all. Love you and hope we always stay friends! :D

Joey thanks for being a great friend. You are the kind of person I need in my life. "Joey is such a good person! You need a Joey in your life!"

by Your twin a.k.a. love ya lots October 7, 2019

Joey Duffy

Acting like a radical libtard about everything, and arguing with feelings, not facts. The more "feelings" you have in your debate instead of facts, the bigger of a Joey Duffy that you are.

Did you see those Joey Duffy's out there blocking the highway for trans rights? They became speedbumps very quickly!!!

Man, I saw a couple of Joey Duffy's last night.... all dressed in drag screaming about not getting to pee with the girls on the playground!

by Durtyndn December 14, 2019

Joey

Joey- an amazing guy with great eyes, he's very charming and all the girls chase after him. he's loyal and loving. Joey is an amazing kisser and knows the right things to say at the right moment. He has a great body, and is extremely funny. He is full of suprises, and hates the word band-aid because he thinks its bandage. joey has an amazing immitaion austrailian accent and always makes me laugh. **GIRLS** if a Joey ever gets mad, dont let him walk away, always chase after him and make everything alright. trust me you dont want to lose him. he'll be the best thing you'll ever find....

joey- hey you :)
maddie- hey :)
joey- i have a suprise for you....
maddie- whatt??
joey- will you go out with me?
maddie- yes!

by m&ms are good August 22, 2011