by jomo97 February 2, 2017
Get the jim applemug. 
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019
Get the Jim Schutzemug. (n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010
Get the Jim Storymug. by How are you guys doing June 13, 2018
Get the frostie jimmug. A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
by JimmyTrollpop August 30, 2016
Get the Jim Tammug. The Jim Buckaroo: doggy style then in the crucial moment.........your fictional father Jim Buckaroo enter the room and stops... and stares for a second (keep in mind you are staring back while continuing your doggy style. "woof woof" amiright ;) and then flicks his hat up (bc hes canadian, of course) and slowly says....
"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.
yee haw...
"Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly.... Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the reality of life.
yee haw...
by two bros in a hot tub November 15, 2019
Get the The Jim Buckaroomug.