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Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019
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Evolution

1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.
Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.
by fatboy_bake April 17, 2011
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nintendo revolution

The codename for Nintendo's next system, to be revealed at E3 '05. Said to revolutionize gaming and is rumored to lack a D-Pad and A/B buttons.
I'm going to EBGames to pick up a Nintendo Revolution.
by The All-Knower December 27, 2004
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revolution

by Justin May 6, 2005
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Evolutionist

There's no such thing as an "evolutionist". There are creationists, and people too smart to be creationists.
Creationist: Are you an evolutionist?
Real person: *walks away
by 3dblack February 12, 2018
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blue revolution

Water shortages in the third-world caused alarming concerns in the last ten years and the WWC (World Water Council) predicts that there'll be 1.5 bil. without access to clean drinking water by the year 2015.
The hook is, this multi-stakeholder world authority is helping these water-poor 3rd World countries to build 'water-banking' structures (water dams, reservoirs...), to collect rain water in the short-timed winters, to be used later for drinking and sanitory purposes.
Water is now the 'blue' gold!
Blue revolution is a take on the 60s' 'green revolution'. The difference between the two revolutions is that, this new one is going to be the cause for WWIII as politicians expect world-wide 'water wars' to take place when there'll not be one drop of water left in this world. Wait and see, it's happening faster than what you might think!
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
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The Revolution

1. The Bolshevik Revolution of 1917

2. The phantom changes that will come about in the near-to-distant future; often uttered with bewildered, watery eyes gazing into a bleak distance, typically an overcast, smog-ridden urban skyline.
We shall elect a gay woman president....after the revolution.
by Albert Miaskovsky March 11, 2004
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