jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

by evak April 6, 2008

jizz farmer

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen

That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.

by shabat July 7, 2008

Jizz Spider

A fictional spider used as an explanation for why there is jizz on someones face when they wake up.

"Why do I have jizz on my face?!?!" "Don't worry the house is fully of Jizz Spiders, one must have crawled on your face last night"

by beatyourfish April 7, 2010

jizz bolt

a wad of jizz exiting the penis in excess of 120 miles per hour

if u don't knock that off, i'm gonna jizz bolt you into next tuesday

by Chives234546 February 3, 2008

jizzauce

Jizzauce includes the act of actually spreading or smearing the jizz as if it were a sauce, almost to be received as a special treat by the recipient. Not to be confused with the generic term "jizz" or "cum" or "semen", which is just the white, gooey liquid.

I wanna jizzauce all over that hot girl's tits.

If you piss me off again, man, I'm gonna jizzauce all over your face while you sleep tonight!

by NUGe13 July 20, 2010

jizzbomb

(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink

Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously

Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!

by AlexGdizzle February 5, 2009