Jackoff Aftermath

The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating

Hey man, can i come over?

Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"

K. :)

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

Jakobie

Loves people can get embarrassing and falls inlove with Virginia 💙

He loves people and family jakobie

by Jsvusbdvjd May 23, 2019

Jakobe

A terrible person. Most likely a psychopath, and will probably ruin your life. Jakobes tend to be very aggressive and have severe anger issues, and no redeeming qualities. Jakobes are AWFUL people, and are likely to be the perpetrator in sexual harassment and assault situations, as they only care about themselves and take whatever they want, regardless of the clear “No”s and “Please stop”s. They’re terrifying as well, and will do what they can to try and make you scared of them. They’ll threaten you, and cuss you, and try as hard as they possibly can to make you regret speaking up for something THEY did. Jakobe’s dont deserve anything good in life, because they most likely ruined someone elses life already.

Have you heard of Jakobe S*****?

The rapist psychopath with really bad anger problems? Yeah, he should be in prison.

by Imjusttellingmytruth November 15, 2018

Jakob

Jakobs are bitches that like to talk to more than one girl at a time and doesn't know when to give up on asking a girl for nudes. Jakobs just don't understand the meaning of no! If your looking for a relationship don't go for a Jakob and if you do good luck!

Guess what
what
Jakob cheated on me with three girls

by woofwoofbarkwoof June 1, 2018

Jakob

A whore-mongrel who likes chicken

Your mom is a Jakob...

by Legion of Chicken January 20, 2009

Jackov Buddy

When you are very horny and another person is very horny and you are talking online or on the phone and basically jacking off together!

i love jacking off with my jackov buddy

by L on a stick April 9, 2006

jackoffery

What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.

Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.

Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!

Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.

A MAD PAUSE

Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!

by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013