January 15th 

National, leave Sam on read day, don’t matter if you’re having a beast of a conversation with him on Snapchat or over text or anything, leave that bitch on read.

Girl 1: Hey u been talking to Sam?
Girl 2: Nah it’s January 15th

January 15th by SADNIG January 14, 2020

january 1 

the coolest bitch in the world was born and if someone else was born in your year JANUARY 1ST IS OLDER BABY , if your born january 1st ur cooler than all your friends

shit they’re born january 1st that means they’re really cool i wish i could be them

january 1 by smartest kid on the block October 18, 2019

January 4

January 4 is get off your phone and talk to your crush in person.

You: Hey! I just got off my phone to tell you I like you! It’s January 4th!

Your crush: Wow! You would do that for me? I like you back!

January 4 by IstubbedMitOe November 2, 2019

January 22 

The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!

Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22

January 22 by Pine_kacilynn October 18, 2019

January 17 

The best day to cuddle up with your loved one or watch Netflix and give them head.

Girl- hey it’s January 17th you know what that means!

Boy- I’ll be over at 8.

January 17 by Mycockisphat October 15, 2019

January 1 

January 1 is the Day of the GODs if you were born on January in a few years your a genius, everybody thinks your hot and tall

If your were born on January 1 your a true Genius

January 1 by JUANDA 99999999^99999999 IQ November 3, 2019

January 14

National turtle day for those turtles

Me:happy birthday turtle

Turtle:-looks-
Me:it’s January 14 turtle day
Turtle:-smiles-
Me:PARTY

January 14 by Maymalf April 19, 2019