Jake 

A blonde pussy ass bitch

Fuck u jake

Jake by Mnbvcxzasfdghjklpoiuytrewq January 31, 2018

Jake 

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.

Its a Jake, run for dear life

Jake by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018

Jake 

Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it

I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice

Jake by Skinny duck May 11, 2018

Jake 

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

Jake by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Jake 

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"

Jake by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018

Jake 

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*

Jake by doodie hole June 28, 2018

Jake 

jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.

i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.

Jake by manssssss July 14, 2018