leather jacket foreskin

someone who usually keeps to themselves and is unpopular or a loser. The "leather jacket foreskin" is king of the foreskins and is therefore a much bigger loser than the rest of his foreskin crew. Usually people with the name "dylan Bretherton" are reffered to as leather jacket foreskins because they are bullied by their peers.

guy 1: hey did you see dylan at the party
guy 2: no. he never goes to parties
guy 1: hes such a leather jacket foreskin
guy 2: i heard he got bummed by taylor nastri

by foresKIN May 15, 2013

ski-doo jacket

Having sex with something cold, usually a dead body, while wearing a colored or flavored condom.

I'd like to ski-doo jacket Marilyn Monroe.

by Cdawg79 May 24, 2008

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011

stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.

Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!

by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014

Life Jacket

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.

Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.

by thed00d! January 21, 2009

failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010