whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

meat jacket

The foreskin of a an uncircumcised penis.

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.

by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008

Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012

sugar jacket

to say mean things nicely according to Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Modern Family

I'm nice Jay, and I put on the sugar jacket

by noraaa May 14, 2015

alabaster jackrabbit

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

by inbeedee September 5, 2019

Jacked

"Why am I so jacked" is used by males who work out or/ and li heavy weights to describe their muscles , or ideas they have a great build.

(as Mason looks at himself in the mirror while flexing)
"Why am I so Jacked?"
His friends response is " that gym membership is paying off"

by Crissygirl June 15, 2012

Full Metal Jacket

1) Movie made by director Stanley Kubrick. Intense 'Nam movie that almost seems like two movies, as it is split between Marine Corps. boot camp and the war itself.

2) A type of Ammo. FMJ is usually fully enclosed in metal. Kinda hurts.

1)Animal Mother- If I'm gonna die for a word, that word's gonna be pun tang

2)Pvt. Joker- Is that *gulp* live ammo?
Pvt. Pyle - Seven. Sixty. Two. Full. Metal. Jacket

by Xerxes November 14, 2004