Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

by Jareth's great^99 grandson March 5, 2023

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Jarett

Jarett is one of those guys with a big shlong and loves to pull the helicopter technic. He loves to play with his computer and works as a male stripper. Jarett's favorite flower is Daisy. Jarett is a secret hero of the night and often fights crackheads to protect his city.

Wow did you see Jarett at the plaza Inn?

Yea he and Justy are slinging their shlongs around!
I love the way he cleans tables with his massive meat machine!!!

by Large Waffle lover March 9, 2023

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Jarett Castillo

jarett castillo is dating a beautiful girl (lily) if you make him mad tho he will curb stomp you so don’t piss him off. jarett castillo is very very funny and only nice to a few people if you aren’t those few people then keep walking, he also loves music and has the best music taste ever.

jarett castillo is better than everyone 👑

by ca$tillo! March 9, 2023

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joredan

A short fuck with curly hair who takes his best friends girl after they breakup
He can be really funny if you get to know him but he will always be a two timing snake with mixed emotions

“Oh look it’s Joredan”- you either hate him or love the guy

by joeykelly1299238 May 29, 2023

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jornettadayne

An absolute dramatic weirdo, she may look cute and nice which she is but deep inside, her intentions are weird asf. Absolutely obsessed with K-pop and a big ass Korean wannabe. But also a pretty good artist

Omg she acts like a jornettadayne, so Korean wannabe

by U know who I am mendiola 😈 July 18, 2023

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Jaretd

They’re the best thing that can walk into your life. A Jaretd will brighten your day in the most impossible ways you can imagine. They’re the reason to wake up in the morning and go to sleep again just to see them in the morning! Jaretd’s are amazing creatures and will always be a reason to smile. If you ever have the chance to talk to a Jaretd, make sure you’re planning on keeping them in your life. They are serious when needed and are determine and respectful, you need a Jaretd in your life.

Is that a Jaretd?

It is, I’m going to make sure I keep them around in my life!

by bigstrara October 3, 2023

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