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by getjesued May 8, 2012
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I say to myself that everythings going to be okay, because of Jesus.
I say to myself that everythings going to be okay, because of Jesus.
by peaceiseverything March 18, 2010
Get the Jesus mug.Some made up character in a book that was written by ordinary people thousands of years ago...and then re written for some reason some time later. His existence has never bee proven. See also joke, imaginary, athiesm.
guy : i think i saw bigfoot in my backyard
me : bigfoot doesnt exist you dickshitter. hes a made up story
guy : you mean like that jesus guy?
me : word
me : bigfoot doesnt exist you dickshitter. hes a made up story
guy : you mean like that jesus guy?
me : word
by vinnie baby January 27, 2008
Get the jesus mug.a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 23, 2008
Get the jesus mug.A figure of great controversy. The historically proven facts of his life are as follows:
1) He was born in late December approx. 4 B.C.
2) He lived his life preaching loving one another, staying away from corrupt practices, practicing what you preach, etc.
3) The people who didn't want to be told that they were bad, wrong, etc. had the man whipped, beaten, given a thorn crown, made him carry a huge wooden cross just to nail him to it to shut him up.
Regardless of religious preference, those statements are only as disputable as any other world history accounts. We can all learn something from Jesus, even ignoring the controversial ideas like the rising again, miracles, etc.
1) He was born in late December approx. 4 B.C.
2) He lived his life preaching loving one another, staying away from corrupt practices, practicing what you preach, etc.
3) The people who didn't want to be told that they were bad, wrong, etc. had the man whipped, beaten, given a thorn crown, made him carry a huge wooden cross just to nail him to it to shut him up.
Regardless of religious preference, those statements are only as disputable as any other world history accounts. We can all learn something from Jesus, even ignoring the controversial ideas like the rising again, miracles, etc.
Angry mob: "Yeah! Let's kill her! She is an adulterer! Stone her!!"
Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
by Junatokni6815 July 10, 2010
Get the Jesus mug.A man that is the protagonist of the book called the new testament. A man who is worshipped by more over1 billion people. A guy who was nailed on a cross, or from a muslim perspective he was not.
To some he is the son of god, to some he is god, to some he is a prophet, to some he is non existent, to some he is a false messiah and bla bla bla.
Everyone has its own jesus in this matter.
To some he is the son of god, to some he is god, to some he is a prophet, to some he is non existent, to some he is a false messiah and bla bla bla.
Everyone has its own jesus in this matter.
I say Jesus is non-existent.
by Mehmet Baba May 1, 2007
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