jeans boner

When your jeans wrinkle up to make it look like you have a hard-on. Normally when sitting.

"Hay guys, Steve has a boner!"
"Very funny guys, its just a jeans boner"

by TheHastieLanyon June 4, 2014

jean burn

When tou are getin dry humped to hard while still wearin pants, and the friciton makes it burn.

You my girl friend was dry humping me so hard last night i got jean burn

by David Decker October 7, 2007

Billie Jean

A girl or boy who’s soo high off a drug or substance they Experience a loss of self. Dissociation, similar to Michael Jackson not claiming billie jean.

“My dawg off a bean now he’s billie jean”

by Yahwehtha boy July 9, 2019

Gator Jeans

A torn up pair of jeans.

Brendan: Look what Craig is wearing today.

Christina: Damn, he is wearing his gator jeans.

by ILuvBox September 8, 2009

pegged jeans

Pegged jeans are jeans taken in until they are excessively tapered. Done right, it's just possible to get one's foot through the bottom. If you gain weight, you'll have to throw them out.

Pegged jeans are usually dark blue or black. The former is more traditional, but the latter is more common on young Hollywood punks of today. Polyester pants, like Levi's Action Slacks, also look good pegged.

Although pegging jeans is traditionally a DIY project, it is now possible to buy jeans already pegged in the mall.

Skinny jeans, PEGGED JEANS are what they are usually called, if not Skinny jeans.

by scenemo_xxdashizz October 1, 2006

Jean Boner

You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.

"Dude look at Susy's crotch"

"Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"

by In.The.AM October 17, 2012

dirty jean

When you smoke alot of meth and become a drug lord / pimp that has vary bad OCD

I woke up in Mexico like I had a dirty Jean

by Ganggangtooth May 23, 2019