jeans boner

When your jeans wrinkle up to make it look like you have a hard-on. Normally when sitting.

"Hay guys, Steve has a boner!"
"Very funny guys, its just a jeans boner"

by TheHastieLanyon June 04, 2014

Doer-Upper

A person who looks a complete mess most of the time but when it comes time for a party/ formal event etc. they turn up looking really hot.

"Dude Ryan looks good. He's shaved and put contacts in and everything."
"Yeah, he's a real doer-upper"

"Wow... is that Kate? Man she is a major doer-upper!"

by TheHastieLanyon June 04, 2014